Sherlock Meets the Doctor

Apparently, the Doctor visited Hogwarts and somehow become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher (bad choice Doctor, really bad choice). I was present at a staff meeting of some sort and Dumbledore was explaining the scientists he had hired to investigate the Vashta Nerada. While he was talking, Sherlock sent the whole school a text saying "wrong!" (even though muggle technology didn't work in Hogwarts, and even if it did, WHERE THE DERP DID THESE TEACHERS GET THEIR PAWS ON ONE?!
Anyway, after that incident, I went to a really weird attachment to Hogwarts castle that was super high-tech (in muggle terms) n stuff. Somehow, Ellie (see The Kangaroo in the Amusement Park) and my other whovian friend, Ryan, where there too. We were on a field trip to who-knows-where and we're just stopping for the night.
I grabbed my iPhone and laptop (even though I don't have a laptop) and somehow walked outside and was going to sleep in our van. It was a medium-sized grayish-silver van with five seats in the front, a big space in the middle, and one couch in the back. Don't ask me how it fits, it's probably bigger on the inside. Sadly, there wasn't enough room (again, I don't know how) so I had to sleep in the building. Suddenly, it transformed into a cabin somewhere in the woods and Sherlock appeared (along with two other people). there were two bunk beds. Sherlock was getting ready to sleep on the bottom of the one on the right, there was a green-haired person who was on the one on top of Sherlock's. A kinda chubby red-haired guy was going to sleep on the bottom of the left one, and the only space left was the one on top of the left one.
Maybe I fell asleep in my dream, or I used my powers of time to skip nighttime. Either way, day was here in a flash. I walked out of the cabin and headed right, then I somehow switched to Sherlock's point of view.
Sherlock grabbed a bag and started walking outside. The green-haired person followed, talking excitedly. Then he said, "Jay must be missing his computer by now," and then I was suddenly running up to them with a crumpled paper ball in my hand.
I threw it at Sherlock and demanded to get my computer back. Without missing a beat, Sherlock took my computer and phone out of his bag and handed it to me. I teleported away.
I was still following Sherlock, even though my body was off doing it's own stuff. We reached a building that looked strikingly similar to my town's local university, Cornell. I entered and I saw a blue smudge in front of us (by now I've realized I became the green-haired person), and I could see several different regenerations of the Doctor. I quickly realized this was the TARDIS trapped in an alternate reality, and we needed to get her out.
Sherlock refused to believe this, because bigger-on-the-inside and travel-through-time-and-space just didn't go with his logic. I tried to convince him that this was real so I used my magic to reveal a clearer image of the Doctor. I then set up communications with him so that the Doctor and Sherlock could talk it out.
Then I woke up.

Yeah, that was a rather abrupt ending, but don't blame me, it's my alarm clock! Almost all of my dreams that ended in an awkward place was because of my alarm clock. So yeah, just saying X3

~Jay