The Trolls Visit a Mind Palace

OKAY SO NEW DREAMLOG
ANYWAY
I'LL JUST GET STARTED

I was in an apartment building with my friend Ethan and apparently we were being chased by some baddies? They had sealed off all exits except fur the window in Ethan's room. The only way out was to jump!
I donned my majestical green cloak and told Ethan to open the window. I crawled out and purrepared to fly. After jumping out the window I saw someone in Prospit pajamas. I think she was either Jade or Jane. Ethan flew out after me, and a bunch of trolls appeared as I made my way to a nearby tree. I recognized Kankri and Porrim initially, but there were most likely others.
Suddenly, John felt something being forced into his mouth. It turns out these baddies (most likely Dersian agents) were trying to wake him up by feeding him extra salty french fries (Nnnoooooooo not the fries! Anything but the fries!). Their reasoning was that if John really needed water, then he would have to wake up to get some (this was purrobably due to the fact that I recently had a science test on osmosis and diffusion. By eating salty food, your cheek cells lose water through osmosis and then you get thirsty). We were getting worried when Rose pointed out that there's plenty of moisture in the air around here as clouds, so John doesn't have anything to worry about. Then the universe decided that now was a good thyme to rain.
Porrim then used her awesome powers to blow up the clouds. She had Weiss Schnee's weapon (named Myrtenaster) and just sort of stabbed the cloud and it explodonated. This was apparently a transportalizer in disguise and it transported all of us over to a strange room.
After arriving, I realized that Horuss was with us as well. He and Kankri decided to go outside and sea what's going on. I didn't like that idea. I don't trust this place and I told Kankri that this is dangerous and you two whale purrobably die. He didn't listen. Dam it Kankri.
I took this thyme to look around the room. It was rather small, with two windows on the wall opposite the door. The door had windows too. Starting from the wall with the door, here are the contents of this room.
The door was on the right side of the wall, and the rest of the space was occupied by a low bookshelf. There were several potted plants on that bookshelf. There was an outlet in between the bookshelf and door.
Turing clockwise, the wall to the right of the previous wall had a television. It was a flat screen and rather large. It was not mounted to the wall, instead, it was supported by one of those TV-shelves. Underneath there were two drawers with held a huge mess of cables and cords. To the right of the TV was an electric piano. It had three pedals and 88 keys (Basically the same number of pedals and keys that a regular piano has, fur those of you who don't know pianos).
The wall opposite the door had the windows. That wall was rather blurry in my memory beclaws there was a very bright light shining through the two windows, obstructing my view of the rest of the wall. I believe there may have been a space heater there.
The last wall was where the head of the queen-sized bed was. The bed was in the exact center of the room. To the left was a tall bookshelf that reached to the ceiling. To the right was a nightstand. There was a small lamp and a digital alarm clock.
On the floor was a huge mess, at least the area in front of the TV. There were several headphones and charging cables lying around haphazardly, giving me a very good reason to trip every few steps. I was careful and did not trip.
After looking around the room, I checked on Kankri and Horuss again. They didn't seem to be having any luck. A small child was approaching them. He (or she? It was hard to tell) was rolling a metal toy on the floor. The toy looked like a rounded punching bag, with spikes at the top that were glowing red with the heat that was supposedly generated by the child rolling it around.
I panicked. This small child was creeping me out and I don't think (s)he was friendly. I yelled at Kankri and Horuss to get the f**k inside right meow beclaws that child is creepy af. Thankfully, they obeyed and were not subject to whatever torment that small child would have brought them.
Unfortunately, before I could yell at the two trolls more about how they need to be more careful when investimigating strange and dangerous places, I woke up. Fortunately, I was not being hunted down by Dersian agents in real life.
Or am I?
H33 h33 h33... no one whale ever know X33

~Jay