I Successfully Park a Car... After It Blew Up

This happened a while ago but I didn't get around to typing it until now.

I was in a car with three other people. Two males and one female. The driver was male and the rest of us were just kind of sitting around in the back. Apparently this was some sort of self-driving car because the driver (whose name is Reed, I don't really know where that came from) turned around and was like "sup guys water we doing" except he didn't actually say that because that's not how he talks. Anyway, the two boys pulled out pens and started having a pen-clicking competition. This was apparently a thing between them. The girl and I just rolled our eyes.
SUDDENLY...
Reed's pen explodonated! Oh noes! This is why you don't repeatedly click pens, kids.
The explosion wasn't severe, and it only stunned him. I quickly took action and climbed into the driver's seat. We were on a highway so I took the nearest exit and parked the car on the side of the road without crashing it into a tree! This is, like, a really big deal. I never park a car without crashing it into a tree.
Anyway, we got out of the car and somehow made our way to Reed's house. We were apparently on our way to a family reunion or something. I don't know. A lot of his family members were there. They didn't seem to give a shit about the fact that just dragged their son/brother/nephew/other relative into their house unconscious. They were mostly freaking out over the fact that I was there. They thought I was his matesprit. They were wrong.
Anyway, a few days had passed and Reed was recovering well. He apparently raised chickens, so as a gift to me for saving his car and not crashing it into a tree like I always do in my dreams, he let me choose a chick to keep. He had a peculiar way of going about it though. He had me close my eyes and go by the sound of their calls. I heard a chickadee and was like "Hey cool I'll take that one." So I took that one. Then I woke up.

Yeah that was really abrupt. Again, blame my alarm clock XD

~Jay

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